THE GREATEST DISRESPECT (to your junk)

FOR GOD'S SAKE GUYS!!! STOP WEARING TIGHT PANTS I got a pair of skinny jeans for Christmas and I tried them on without really thinking about it, once I managed to shimmy my way into them I realized that it was VERY uncomfortable in a certain pants covered area. How do you guys do it? I can't understand putting up with that pain for the sake of "fashion". Wearing tight pants is a disrespect to your junk, indeed it may be one of the GREATEST DISRESPECTS that one could ever subject their junk to. I beg of you all, stop buying skinny tight jeans, because of this new "fashion" I can't find pants that fit like they should, and this depresses me greatly. I do not wish to walk around naked, thus putting the rest of you to shame, but if I must, I will. I WILL NOT DISRESPECT MY JUNK IN SUCH A WAY. it is simply uncalled for. My junk has been with me since the beginning and I can't imagine stuffing it into those petite little britches day in and day out, i wouldn't lock my friends in a small closet and I WILL NOT smother my balls! All I have to say in conclusion is that I sincerely hope that you tight pants wearing freaks consider wearing something that will constrict less, if you wanna look like a girl... WEAR A SKIRT, in my opinion its much more manly. DISCLAIMER: this blog is OBVIOUSLY a joke, if you're offended by it chances are you need to lighten up a little bit, but first, delete me because you are far to serious of a person to be my "friend". but if you do wanna be my friend ...

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